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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>Hope you're enjoying the game!!!</strong></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/journal/2009/2/1/30-super-bowl-snacks.html"><rss:title>30 Super Bowl Snacks</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/journal/2009/2/1/30-super-bowl-snacks.html</rss:link><dc:creator>GuyFix</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-02-01T21:00:16Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Total Randomness</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img src="http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/storage/guyfix-2009/january/31/friedchicken.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1232843411151" alt="" /></span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>BEST-EVER FRIED CHICKEN</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Active Time: 40 minutes</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Total Time: 2 hours 40 minutes</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>INGREDIENTS</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">1 cut-up broiler-fryer chicken (about 3-1&frasl;2 lb)</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">1-1&frasl;2 cups buttermilk</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">3&frasl;4 cup flour</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">1-1&frasl;2 tsp salt</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">1&frasl;2 tsp each pepper and dried thyme</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">3 cups oil for frying (see Note)</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>PREPARATION</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">1. Put chicken and buttermilk in a large ziptop bag, seal and refrigerate 2 to 24 hours, turning bag occasionally.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">2. Drain chicken in a colander; discard buttermilk. Don&rsquo;t pat chicken dry.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">3. In a clean plastic bag, combine flour, salt, pepper and thyme. Add several pieces chicken, seal bag and shake to coat well. Remove chicken to a plate. Repeat with remaining chicken.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">4. Heat oil in 1 large or 2 medium-size heavy skillets over medium heat until hot but not smoking. Add chicken, cover and cook, turning occasionally with tongs, 20 minutes, reducing heat slightly if chicken begins to brown. Uncover, increase heat to medium-high and cook, turning often, 10 minutes or until chicken is golden and cooked through. Drain on paper towels.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Note: Leftover oil may be strained through a strainer lined with a paper towel or a coffee filter and used once more for cooking.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.womansday.com/Articles/Food/Recipes/30-Super-Bowl-Snacks2" target="_blank">CLICK HERE to see all 30 snacks.</a></span></strong></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/journal/2009/2/1/5-things-you-didnt-know-about-super-bowl-xliii.html"><rss:title>5 Things You Didn't Know About Super Bowl XLIII</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/journal/2009/2/1/5-things-you-didnt-know-about-super-bowl-xliii.html</rss:link><dc:creator>GuyFix</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-02-01T17:00:36Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Links Links Links Sports</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img src="http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/storage/guyfix-2009/january/31/sb43_mark.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1232843178632" alt="" /></span></p>
<p><strong>1- It&rsquo;s recession-proof</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">In the months leading up to Super Bowl XLIII, there has been much talk about large corporations backing out of spending millions of dollars on Super Bowl commercials due to the economic climate. This isn&rsquo;t the case for all businesses, however. The popular ads shown during the big game come in just 30-second snippets, but are always popular due to the number of viewers taking in the game. NBC is selling approximately 67 time slots at up to $3 million each, depending on when in the broadcast the commercial is aired. Major companies not advertising this year include General Motors and FedEx, but Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Anheuser-Busch, Monster.com, General Electric, and GoDaddy.com are all on board.</p>
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<p><strong>10. Levi's Jeans Going On and Coming Off</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Levi&rsquo;s knows exactly what is most important about women&rsquo;s jeans: the ability to quickly and sexily remove them. &nbsp;Or, alternately, how good they look bunched up on the floor around their ankles. &nbsp;This commercial proves in a scientific study (with a rockin&rsquo; soundtrack) that they&rsquo;ve accomplished these ends.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10-sexiest-super/72988" target="_blank">CLICK HERE to see the full list.</a></span></strong></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/journal/2009/2/1/sunday-morning-hangover.html"><rss:title>Sunday Morning Hangover</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/journal/2009/2/1/sunday-morning-hangover.html</rss:link><dc:creator>GuyFix</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-02-01T05:00:37Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Drunk Total Randomness Videos</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="448" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=226749"></param><embed src="http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=226749" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="448" height="336"></embed></object></p>
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<p><strong>Super Bowl XVIII: Raiders 38, Redskins 9 </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">In Adrian Hasenmayer's continuing series of Super Bowl rankings, these are the games from Super Sundays that we wish would be erased from existence. Washington entered this game as solid favorites, understandable considering their league-best 14-2 record and since the 'Skins had already beaten the Raiders once in the regular season. But it was quickly apparent that they would not repeat the feat. The Raiders blocked a punt for a first-quarter TD as it got a lead it would never relinquish. The crusher came with only seven seconds left in the first half, when deep in its territory Washington did not run out the clock, instead throwing a screen pass that Raiders LB Jack Squirek picked off at the five and trotted in for essentially a game-clinching touchdown. The Raiders' 38-9 win set then-Super Bowl records with most points scored and biggest margin of victory.</p>
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<p><strong>#10. Super Bowl XLII - New England Patriots </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">In the lush history of the National Football League, there is plenty of competition in the category of "best teams." Adrian Hasenmayer digs into some of the NFL's dynasties and tackles the list of the best Super Bowl teams ever. This pick will generate some (ahem) feedback. On one hand, these Patriots lost the friggin' Super Bowl ... how could they be on this list? On the flip side, they were one wildly shocking, improbable, stunning, stupefying, (insert further adjectives here) David Tyree catch with his helmet on a desperate heave from QB Eli Manning from likely finishing what would have been a 14-10 Super Bowl win. The Giants deserved to win the game, of course, but in the modern day game with parity built into the product, the Patriots were THATCLOSE to a 19-0 season.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Have a crazy sex story? Want to tell us about it? <a href="http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/contact-guyfix/">Click Here</a> to send us your guy story...</strong></span><br /> <br /> <span>My sexy wife whom I am very fortunate to have loves to give me handjobs. She loves to see the look of pure delight on my face, apparently, and I of course do not mind at all. Her blowjobs, also, are heavenly. My favorite time when these two mixed was when we had just come in from swimming at the pool in our apartment complex. We were both cold from the water and the cool air, but we were both horny as hell (we had been seriously messing around in the pool), and we needed it bad. She took off both of our clothes, and her breasts were firm and perky from the cold, which turned me on even more. She sat down on the couch and stood me in front of her and took my member in her mouth. Oh god! My dick was so cold, and yet her mouth was so very warm, it was hot. I felt as though my third leg was being pulled through wet, warm silk. She sucked me until I almost came, then she laid down on her back on the floor, pulled me on top of her on my hands and knees, soaked her hands with baby oil, and gave me the best handjob she had ever done. I came all over her chest and her face. I took me a while to wind down from that one, and I will remember it until the day I die. </span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/journal/2009/1/31/its-the-weekendtime-to-party.html"><rss:title>It's The Weekend...Time To Party!!!!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/journal/2009/1/31/its-the-weekendtime-to-party.html</rss:link><dc:creator>GuyFix</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-31T05:00:54Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Drinking Games</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img src="http://www.guyfixmagazine.com/storage/bartender2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1232840907396" alt="" /></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Superbowl Weekend Drinking Game</span></strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">How To Play: So simple even a jock can do it!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Watch the Super Bowl on TV. When you see any of the following occurences, quickly chug your beer. The first person to finish their beer wins the point, and retains the bottle cap (or tab, if drinking from a can) as a point marker. The player with the most points at the end wins the game!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Chug Your Beer At:</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">&nbsp;</p>
<ul style="text-align: justify;">
<li>Any mention of suspense being "so thick you could cut it with a knife".</li>
<li>Any mention of "wants this one so bad he can taste it".</li>
<li>Any mention of the name "Vince Lombardi".</li>
<li>First camera angle where it appears lens is practically up a cheerleader's nostril.</li>
<li>Airing of any commercial featuring the "Energizer Bunny".</li>
<li>First on-camera interview where fan in the background holds up a middle finger.</li>
<li>First shot of a player's wife with baby in stands.</li>
<li>Any mention of the phrase "110 percent".</li>
<li>Any reminder that "there's still plenty of time".</li>
<li>Referees microphone malfunctioning, making him sound like an obscene phone caller.</li>
<li>Shot of any player congratulating another player by butting helmet to helmet.</li>
<li>Shot of deliriously happy barroom in winning team's home city.</li>
<li>Broadcaster being squirted with champagne after the game.</li>
<li>Any mention that the losing team "has nothing to be ashamed of".</li>
</ul>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">It's a known fact that not every man knows how to get a date. In fact, the self conscious types are probably those who never learned how to approach women. These are the men who may retreat back to their caves when presented with the opportunity to meet single women. Here are five great tips on how to get a date.&nbsp;<br /><br />These tips aren't fail proof, but they have worked for guys who don't know much about how to get a date, and if followed they can help you too.<br /><br /><strong>1. Practice speaking to women</strong> - You won't really know the factors that prevent you from approaching women unless you start practicing in an environment that does not put pressure on you to close the deal. If you work in an office, you can chat up your female co-workers while you're in the cafeteria for lunch. Join a table and start mingling. You are under no obligation to flirt, and you're not even expected to show romantic interest, so you can practice "being yourself".&nbsp;<br /><br /><strong>2. Seize opportunities to mingle</strong> - You may not feel like it, but attending every party, barbeque or picnic that you're invited to will soon help you feel more comfortable around the opposite sex. Most dating tips say to get out of your comfort zone. I slightly disagree and recommend that the basic principle in learning how to get a date is to start where you feel comfortable. Try not to be too choosy about which party or gathering you attend, just go to practice being around women.&nbsp;<br /><br /><strong>3. Create Opportunity</strong> - In a word, advertise your single status! The best way to tell the world you're single is by joining dating games (speed dating, match making etc.) and by signing up in dating sites. Better yet, share your thoughts about being single in your own weblog. It is possible that your blog will be read by someone who could be searching for love. You can consider your blog ad your dating profile as your message in a bottle. You're putting yourself out there, and like in romantic novels, your true love will soon find you.&nbsp;<br /><br /><strong>4. Seize Opportunity</strong> - Why wait, says another advice on how to get a date. Get out and find single women who are waiting for someone like you to come along. This means going to places where girls advertise their single status. Aggressive dating is how all the pick up artists in the world will describe this strategy. She's there waiting for someone to talk to. Your role is to be the prince she is waiting for.&nbsp;<br /><br /><strong>5. Look inside your own circle of Friends.</strong> Did you ever consider that your dream girl may be someone you already know? Ask yourself which woman among your friends would treasure you more as a boyfriend than a friend. There could be someone very close to you who may have been dreaming of having a romantic relationship with you. Simply open your eyes to true love and you will find it.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>